It would seem my life cannot be complete without one man here and there telling me he likes me but that his life is hard, or difficult. Wow you mean you can't go through life like me, without any speed bumps? As if my life has no problems. Oh no I have problems just like anyone else but it would seem I open my arms wide and say.......... come on in break my heart, lie to me, try to see how far you get screwing me before I lose my mind. I have to got to be Zen or something because I smile and think "Oh sure - I don't mind you putting me on the shelf. Coming in everyone in a while to dust me off". Who does this... ? Oh yeah me, that is who. The girl who is patient and kind. The one who is short (4 foot 10 and half inches) but has wide enough shoulders to hold you up when you are too weak to do it yourself or life has just jumped on you but still I am here. Still Smiling and still thinking I can help the world.
I am ready to deal with the problems you bring and my own, why? Because I am stupid that way. mmmmm this soap box is done...
Oh moving on to the next irritation..... Okay so I live in the friggin' smallest state in the US and it has like 4 bridges 2 of which have tolls. SO why on Effing earth do you drive that broken down piece of crap up to the toll booth (there was a sign oh 2-3 miles back stating there is a 4.00 toll) and get change together while at the toll booth...... god knows I wanted to sit behind you while your girlfriend counted out the change. CHANGE are you serious cause that is what that poor attendant wanted to do for the day........ count your change Douchebag!! Next time might I suggest you 1) pull over and get the change out, better yet DOLLAR bills and then get into traffic. 2) It is not like the state all of a sudden changed tolls or toll bridges get the effing money out before you start that piece of crap and the rest of us will not be wasting our precious fuel waiting for the girlfriend to count the amount out, digging in her purse. Man up already!!
Another irritation of the day really you need to speak to, can you stop lecturing everyone and his or her brother about falling in love on the internet? I mean if we have seen it once from you we have seen it like a billion times. I guess someone screwed you bad because the rest of us taking up for the poor man or woman posting their tale or love, lust or woe you got to come in and step on everything. Your opinion must be the only one and the one right one since it is yours. Really? NOTTTTT.... To quote you "Step away from the computer, get some air, talk to real human beings, learn to be effing social already" because you are a real pain in the ass if you need the truth of it!!
Done for the night, the car is home (too much money out of my pocket and into the dealerships) and the irritations of the day are still upsetting me.
Until the next time in the Kingdom of Queen See ya *mwah*
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